Artists: Joel Moore
Project: Mulga’s Zombie Zoo

An Ode to Gary the Goatee Man

Like John travolta this goats got style
But he’s also deadly, like slipping on a tile

Gary is a mutant, half goat half man
An unholy abomination, something like spam

He works security at a mutant night spot
Zapping unruly patrons with lasers so hot

He’s a grumpy old goat, there aint no changing that
And dont ever try to make him wear a hat

Originally posted 2012-11-28 07:35:43. Republished by Blog Post Promoter